- Josh: i am going to start up a singles bar
- Josh: called
- Josh: the friend zone
- Josh: will you help me run it
- [SP] ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ: lmfao
- [SP] ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ: yes
Q:ヽ(゚Д゚)ノ
ive flipped a table before, this was back when i was a kid and got mad at losing card games
Put a symbol in my ask - the "wtf are these symbols" edition!
- ω: Have you ever dyed your hair? If so, what color(s)?
- 【・ヘ・?】: Ever tripped in front a bunch of people?
- *: When was the last time you tied your hair up? (if your hair is long enough)
- 愛: Are you currently dating?
- @: Ever felt attracted to the opposite sex before?
- ヽ(゚Д゚)ノ: Have you ever wanted to flip a table before? If so, why?
- (⌒.−): Are there times where you wish to go back in time and redo or fix something you regret?
- (;° ロ°): Have you ever lost your wallet or purse?
- ♀: Tell me something that turns you on.
- ♂: Tell me something that turns you off.
- ≋: Post a picture of yourself.
- ⅚: Post the link of your current favorite song.
- ღ: Post a gif of what you're currently feeling right now.
- ≘: Have you ever watched the sun rise?
- હ: Are you still a virgin?
- ➍: Ever been to a concert? Was it fun?
- (._.): Do you think you are an awkward person?
- 싫: Any piercings?
- ℨ: If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?
Source: natural-gift
Please fullview!
It’s been really hot lately so I did a comic about it being really cold. I feel like Jeff could handle cold weather pretty easily, being from Winters and all.
Paula’s a dick.
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Source: illasart
who knew a show about japanese men in rubber suits fondling eachother would get so emotional?
FUCKING ULTRAMAN MAX
do you guys remember that episodfe of the magic school bus where the class gets transformed into fish eggs and get fertilized with fish semen
i guess this trip was really
the cream of the crop
CARLOS
(via spectacularlyslow)
Source: yepperoni
average reaction to everything on the internet
cosmo tip #249
when hes having sex with you, shout out your own name instead of his.
funnily enough, this is what i do
(via capntrips)
Source: expertcosmotips
- Josh: is your entire purpose in life to make me eat a pb&j sandwich
- [SP] ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ: yes


